Monthly Archives: August 2010

Shock, Awe, Wonderment and Marcus Bent

The FA are stuck in 1993, faxed rule and Marcus Bent’s loan move to Wolves isn’t all that interesting after all. Continue reading

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Spiders, Swearing and Beer

The Half-time Whistle was invited to an entertaining evening of football at Dulwich Hamlet with The Real FA Cup yesterday and, in an increasingly depressing football world, it was a breath of fresh air.  The match was a Ryman League … Continue reading

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Do Not Adjust Your Sets

Phil Brown: footballing hero. Continue reading

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Greed Rules

Ian Holloway is no longer mad, it’s the rest of the world that’s mad in the Greed Is Good League. Continue reading

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Bellamy: An inspiration to all

We ponder Craig Bellamy’s beautiful contribution to the ugly game so far. Continue reading

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We learn that David Beckham is disabled, and the LA Galaxy is as well supported as Leicester City. Continue reading

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Seasonal Anticipation

We tell Alan Hansen to fuck off as we surmise what to expect this upcoming football season. Continue reading

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