Category Archives: World Cup

Unseen Footage

Robert Green actually saved Clint Dempsey’s shot from crossing the line! Continue reading

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Jamie Carragher: Superstar

Jamie Carragher is the new Jesus Christ and should be world player of the year. Continue reading

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Chicken Jabulani

Chicken Jabulani: a delicious blend of wayward shots, mishit passes (with the emphasis on ‘shit’), FIFA wankery and brand protection. Mmmmmm, yummy. Continue reading

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They come over here, stealing our football…

Alan Green thinks that the World Cup should be reduced to 16 teams to avoid the likes of New Zealand polluting our glorious World Cup with their very presence. Alan Green is a bit of a cock. Continue reading

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Cold Turkey

Jamie Carragher gets high on smack and then sweats a lot. (Only kidding, lawyers). Continue reading

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A goal a goal, my kingdom for a goal

Why so few goals in the tournament so far? Why? WHY?! Continue reading

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Little Eyebrows

Where have all the eyebrows gone? Where?! Continue reading

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The Real World Cup Podcast

The Real World Cup podcast – Vuvu Pygmy: John Aldridge, Roger Milla, 150 pygmies, and some slander that our lawyer told us to remove. Continue reading

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Incredibly Terrible Viewing

ITV missed a goal, then followed it up by treating us to James Corden in full on Zoo Magazine “humour” mode. Continue reading

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The Opening Ceremony

So, months of speculation are over and the World Cup has begun.  The first ever World Cup in Africa and it promises to be a carnival of colour and etc, etc <insert hackneyed cliche here>.  In all seriousness, despite South … Continue reading

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